One of those days...

Have you ever had one of those days where you realize you've mixed up your morning routine and washed your hair twice?

Or at 11 am you realize you can't remember putting on deodorant that day?

Or met a new person only to realize 5 minutes later you have not one, but two, pieces of oregano stuck in your front teeth?

Or by supper time, you realize you may not have taken a pit stop since 8 am?

Or can't figure out why your stomach is rumbling at 2 pm until you figure out you forgot lunch?

Or threaten to blow up the house because you can remember which way turns ON the propane tank on the BBQ and which way turns if OFF?

Or over- crisp the turkey brats and only give fuel to the women-at-the-grill jokers in the house?

Or can't stop them because the reason they over-crisped is because you were on the phone?

Or can't remember where you put the list of things that HAD to be done today?

And can't remember the list or anything on it?



Me neither.