Monday, November 10, 2008

Getting the day off

So, of course, tomorrow is Veteran's Day (or Remembrance Day if you're in my homeland). And also, of course, there is no school.

I appreciate that it is still a national holiday to honor those that have served (and still serve) to preserve our freedoms. So many holidays seem to have become a token acknowledgment of their origins. Or are only an excuse to take a long weekend because the actual holiday falls close to a Saturday or Sunday. It's an important thing to remember the sacrifices made on our behalf.

But there is a very tiny part of me that says, "Of course. Nobody told me." So now my kids have the day off and I didn't connect 1 + 1 to make 11 so I'm juggling my schedule again.

God bless our veterans who served so that my biggest problem tomorrow is having to have lunch with my kids.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Hats off to...

I was teaching again today and it was the end of the week and I was near the end of my energy. I'm feeling alright but still get that lead-boot feeling towards the end of the day. So while the students were out at recess, I readied the room for our next activity and then sat down ("plunked" might be more accurate) to rest a bit.

The host teacher walked in, I sat up straight and we chatted awhile. Very pleasant man that seems to really enjoy his work. Then he reached into his desk and asked "Would you like a cookie?"

Oh, okay.

It wasn't just a cookie. It was a small pack with TWO Harry and David's melt-in-your-mouth fruit-filled gallettes. I thanked him and as I was savoring the yummy confection, he went to collect his class. As he left, he tossed over his shoulder, "You looked like maybe you needed a pick-me-up."

I don't know which was sweeter: the cookie or the concern.

So today it's hats off to Mr. Snyder and everyone else that understands the value of a cookie.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Back in the saddle

Well, so much for being sick. Don't have time anymore.

Good thing I never found that sign because it's too late to use it. Today it was back to 3-4th grade classrooms for more art and literacy fun.

I actually had a great time today. In spite of the pouring rain, and stir-crazy classrooms, the fact that my supervisor came into the rowdiest class of the bunch to "observe", and the hassles of arranging several different arrival/dismissal times and putting more miles on my shoes in a single day that I usually do in a week, it was a good day.

Why?

Well, I got to paint. Sure, it was small squares of test patterns for the kids to model but it was paint and water and soggy paper towels and all the gear that go into making magic happen on paper. Masking tape and toothbrushes, too. A few water cups got dumped and a couple kids are going home with extra spots on their shirts but a few kids really got it and only 1 really didn't.

All things considered, I'm looking back thinking I'm pretty happy with this day.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

It's just cool...

Still having pillow envy but thought I'd share this - my kids get all excited about it and it is pretty cool. It's amazing the places creativity jumps up...

Monday, November 3, 2008

Clip art I just don't need to see...


I went hunting today for some clipart to let you know that I wouldn't be posting today because I'm still sick. Not deathbed sick, but definitely want-my-bed sick. I was thinking maybe an "Out of the Office" sign or something like that.

I didn't exactly find what I was looking for.

I found clip art for hemorrhoids.

Not just a cutesy pic of someone sitting on a donut cushion or wincing dramatically when looking at a wooden chair - an actual cartoon (although anatomically complete) drawing of a hemorrhoid.

Now I really don't feel so good.

I think I'd better go lie down...

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Go Fish - Mom song

So I'm at home doing a typical mom thing - I'm sick and I'm staying home to look after a sick kid who, incidentally, has a lot more energy than I do right now.

They never put that in the brochure.

Yesterday, I was healthy (or at least not smart enough to recognize the signs of impending misery) and spent the day on Christmas drama stuff - trying to organize seamstresses, painters and an art display. It was a full day and to keep us motivated the director put on a Christmas CD called "Snow".

All I can say is "WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF THIS BAND BEFORE?"

The group is called Go Fish. And in doing a little more digging, I came across one of their songs. Instant fan!!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

A Fishy Story Indeed

This is something I wrote a while ago for a writing challenge. The theme was "What is character?"
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Character is what you are when no one is looking. It’s also what you are when it’s late and you just want to go to bed.

Several days ago, we picked up a 10-gallon fish tank. It was free and the ad read,

“Includes fish! Plus: tank, gravel, filters, heater, even a cute little thermometer. Fish are a catfish, a hiding shark-like thing, an eel-type thing (a loach?), and several orange striped fish...”

To transport the tank, we unloaded the tank water into various buckets while netting the fish into self-closing bags. But we couldn’t find the hiding shark-like thing. We drained some more water and re-searched the tank. Nothing. So we loaded up and brought the whole kit home.

It was late when I started reassembling the tank, but by eleven o’clock, I had almost finished. As my last task for the night I was standing at the sink, scrubbing a seashell when – PLOP - something slimy drops into my hand! I yelp, it slips through my fingers and my brain registers "shark-like thing?” just as it slides into the garbage disposal! Now what do I do? Do I look for it or do I run the disposal so it doesn't suffer?

But I’ve been told some amazing stories about fish survival so I leap into action. I can’t see into the disposal properly, so I start running around the house – I CAN’T FIND THE FLASHLIGHT!! Instead, I grab a decorative lamp shaped like Noah's Ark and pull the shade off of the 7w bulb.

Now how to reach the fish? After several faulty attempts, I grab a pair of aluminum tongs (the kind you see in salad bars) and start hunting. My progress is slow and every time I spot the fish and gingerly try to pick it up, it promptly panics and thrashes out of sight among the remains of a nice Alfredo casserole. At this point, I'm talking to the fish, sounding like a bad ER movie ("Stay with me now, we're gonna make it buddy"). And still at the back of my mind is the execution switch - just run the disposal and it will all be over and you won't even have to tell the kids.

But I can't do that. Where there's life, there's hope, right? I have to remove the fish’s hiding places. I grab some peas, some pasta, a piece of tomato, spinach, some more peas...and there’s the fish lying in the sink among the peas! Before he can slip away again, I scoop him into a spoon and whisk him over to the fish tank. Heart hammering, I hesitate a moment - Do I float him first? What about the temperature shock? Duh - he can't breath! - and in he goes.

The fish was in the drain for at least twenty minutes. But he is doing fine...except for a tendency to hide under a shell every time I come near the tank. Apparently he thinks I’m a suspicious character.


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Incidentally, it won the challenge. But the fish didn't seem impressed...